need a new name?


Nikki (that’s all you’re getting 😉 )


2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:  (mother and fathers middle name)

Jean Arthur


3.NASCAR NAME:  (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)

Gilbert Arthur


4.STAR WARS NAME:  (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)



5.DETECTIVE NAME:  (favorite color, favorite animal)

Purple cat


6.SOAP OPERA NAME:  (middle name, town where you were born)

Ashley Roanoke


7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)

the green tea


8.FLY NAME:  (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Nick (really?!? LMAO) 


9.STREET NAME:  (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)

Cherry Garcia Chocolate Chip (of all the times I wanted to tye WTF, this one wins out) 


10.SKANK NAME: (1st pet’s name, street you grew up on)

Pepper Northview (cuz I’m not a boy and not using Bartholamew… ok edited because I can’t read. not a pet’s name but 1st pet’s name. Probably Patch Northview. He’s the first I knew but there was Blackberry Michael who we had when I was just a wee thing… so Blackberry Michael Northview??)


11.GANGSTA NAME:  (first 3 letters of first name plus ‘izzle’)



12.YOUR GOTH NAME:  (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Pepper! ROFLMFAO (or Black Bartholamew… it does have more alliteration and is not quite as silly since it is supposed to be Goth and all…)


13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)

Blue M&Ms… 


I have the weirdest names…


5 responses to “need a new name?

  1. Hmm, my NASCAR name would be

    Jerome Christian or
    Jerry Christian or
    Jerome Chris
    or Jerry Chris.

  2. My NASCAR name is:
    Arlie Fred…now if that isn’t a true Southern name?!

  3. I think I have you all on Nascar Names..Oscar!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Good heavens – my NASCAR name? Howard Raymond.

  5. oh now THAT was fun!
    NASCAR name…. LeRoy James
    Soap opera name..San Diego (I wasn’t given a middle name)
    So… I was listening to NPR a couple of weeks ago and they were interviewing this guy, can’t remember his name but he is in the ‘scent’ market and he named ‘Blue’ as his favourite scent for women and men… not the men’s Blue but the women’s Blue. Who makes it? I should google.

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